My baby comes home soon!!!
#SoExcited #MrBear #TimeMoveFaster #CantWait #TwoWeeks #asdfghjkl

My baby comes home soon!!!
#SoExcited #MrBear #TimeMoveFaster #CantWait #TwoWeeks #asdfghjkl

Having an underwear party with Brittany ‘cause it’s hot as fuck in the apartment.
#cantevencomplain #underwearparty

Having an underwear party with Brittany ‘cause it’s hot as fuck in the apartment.
#cantevencomplain #underwearparty

lucythelesbian:

impactings:

today my professor told me
every cell in our entire body
is destroyed and replaced
every seven years.

how comforting it is to know
one day i will have a body
you will have never touched.

it really is comforting

(via roasty-toastyprincess)

(via laughbitches)

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sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

(via laughbitches)

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

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pepsimaxing:

this bra makes it hard to breathe but it makes my boobs look banging - a story by me

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sobermotherfuckinggamzee:


"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."
"BILLY NO"

sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."

"BILLY NO"

(Source: markheffronnude, via kuzetsa)

kuzetsa:

racethewind10:

kayryn:

draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

With all the strength of a raging fire

As adorable as the dark side of the moooooooon

once upon a time I was a blackbelt and all, so I know this is all legit info.
(many of my bones are still… “altered”)



… but now that song is stuck in my head.

…work is going to be fun today.
#whatissleep #killmenow

…work is going to be fun today.
#whatissleep #killmenow